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Tuesday, 2 December 2008

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Look at the head on that cock. He needs a good plucking.

Uh oh! Zac Efron is having cock trouble again and this time it's serious.

The High School Musical prick just can't keep it under control. He's tried everything from tieing it down with garden takes, jamming it in a cupboard and even considering getting it circumcised, but now he's unsure whether he really needs it at all.

"So much trouble for such a little thing", said Efron yesterday, "maybe I'd be better off selling it to someone for a good price. That's what my grandfather did back in the day."

So Efron has placed adverts in the local Hollywood press looking for a good home for his rooster chicken.

"I want someone who will feed and take care of it. Not just someone creep who wants to put it in their mouth and eat it. I'd hate the idea of someone eating my cock for dinner", said the star.

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