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Saturday, 29 November 2008

Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay has denied allegations he had an affair.

During an appearance on the BBC's "Frigging Good F Show" on Thursday, the celebrity chef sandwiched his denial in a reference to his mistress Sarah Symonds, who was in the audience.

"My mistress is here tonight so I'm on my denial behavior," Gordon began, according to The Sun. "Oh f*** it! I didn't do it with you Sarah. I love my wife. I so f*****g did not do it. It was just some new tricks that I wanted to learn and practice before I showed them to my wife."

The former Celebrity Father Of The Year in 2006 is now a hot contender for the Celebrity Cheater Of the Year.

While his family was named Celebrity Family of the Year, Gordon's spokeslave only had this comment: "There is no f*****g comment to make at all." Meanwhile the Ramsey business empire refused to confirm whether a reality show "Meet the F**kers" was being discussed.

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