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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Robert Kilroy-Silk, the former TV presenter and modern-day Member of the European Parliament (MEP), has become the first contestant to be voted out of the ITV jungle show Im A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.

The MEP is thought to have been the victim of jealous fellow MEPs and British MPs who see his inclusion in the show whilst still claiming his MEP allowances as "scandalous".

Kilroy-Silk, however, played his full part in the show, and endured his challenges, being covered in cockroaches, frogs, rats, scorpions, spiders and pure shit to win meal tokens for his fellow celebrities.

And, despite there being plenty of other numpties to choose from, the public voted for the tanned 66-year-old, and off he went, back to obscurity.

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