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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Britney will play The Rainbow Theatre, the Roundhouse and the O2

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Tickets for the UK leg of the Britney Spears World Comeback Tour go on sale next week kicking off with a June 3rd 2009 charity gig at Finsbury Park's fabled Rainbow Theatre.

The venue previously hosted rock legends such as Bob Marley & the Wailers, David Bowie, Jimmy Hendrix and Frank Zappa.

It is now used as a Scientology temple by the Universal Church of the Kingdom of Sod which will be donating all proceeds to the troubled singer's divorce war chest....er, philanthropic foundation.

The next day June 4th will see a concert at the nearby Roundhouse theatre where Britney will perform a duo with local Camden alkies/junkies Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty.

The tour will climax on June 5th at the O2 Arena (formerly the ill-fated Labour Government Dome) where Britney will entertain a 100,000 capacity audience with a striptease duet with fellow entertainer Madonna.

All tickets are priced at £150 each and go on sale December 5th at the usual outlets.

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