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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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My wife is now one of Rosemary's pasties, says Mr Butler !

Hefty Cook Rosemary Shrager, has been accused, by the histrionic, of eating the student's she evicts from her TV programme.

The husband of one of the contestant's said "last time I saw my wife, roly-poly Rosemary was telling her to take off her apron and leave her kitchen.....but I would like to know where did she go?"

The mother of one the potential chefs wept "my son skipped off to her grand mansion for this TV cookery programme, but never returned... What if she is some modern day Miss Lovett and she is stuffing people into tasty, delicious, mouth-watering, gravy-drenched pies, tacos or pasties?

Rosemary Shrager denied eating any of the contestants on her programme. "People who come on my show enjoy cooking and I enjoy cooking them...I mean with them" she said smacking her lips.

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