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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson.

Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child.

Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved the relationship, and that Jolie and Pitt "are definitely going to get married now."

"Michael is just so cute and adorable," gushed Jolie.

"He is just a big bouncing baby boy you know! We are so lucky to have gotten him. We only just discovered he was up for adoption. His emotional age is about five, just the way we like it."

Jackson joins that large number of formerly desperately needy children in the couple's nursery.

Pitt noted that Jackson also earns money, which is an added benefit to the growing family.

"Adopting Michael is a big responsibility, and we plan to settle down now to look after him and our other wonderful kids," said Pitt.

The couple also has six other children: Maddox, 7; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; Shiloh, 2; and the newly-born twins Knox and Vivienne, in addition to the 50-year old Michael.

A big family Christmas is planned in the "Brangelina" household, Jolie says. "We're usually exhausted by Christmas Eve."

"We love it - it's that fun of sitting up in the middle of the night and wrapping the presents together and doing the stockings and all that kind of stuff. It's kind of the best thing about being a mom and dad. And now that we have Michael, who is Moslem, he will add some excitement to Christmas time."

Jolie continues to promote her new film "Changeling."

Pitt and Jolie recently visited Berlin for a stay in order to facilitate Pitt's participation in the Quentin Tarantino thriller "Inglorious Bastards" which is being filmed on location near the Polish border.

The Brangelina couple also say they might adopt Miley Cyrus as their 8th child.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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