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Monday, 24 November 2008

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Just as the Vatican announced that John Lennon could be forgiven for claiming that the Lads from Liverpool were more famous than the Lord, The ghost of Lennon appeared to tell the world that Boys from the British invasion now had even more fame than the Son of God.

The fantasm appeared to the night watch at the Pope's Castel Gandolfo and refused the Vatican pardon:

"Pardon, my arse", John's ghost declared, " when I said it, church attendance was at a new low...now time has tolled the funeral bell for old JC and Beatles revivals and record sales are topping the charts. The Beatles may I say are more famous than Krishna, Moses, Muhammad, all of the Mormon deities and Jehovah!"

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