Anita Haris, Andy Hamilton, Andy Hallet are all members of the BNP, say the tabloids. "Having the same intials as Hitler is no coincidence" said a tabloid journalist foaming at the mouth and eyes yesterday.
Anita Harris protested, she was part Eastern, Andy Hamilton protested, he was a black jazz-man and Andy Hallet protested, he didn't even know who and what the BNP were, but the red tops were having none of it. "SCUM" the headlines screamed yesterday.
In a ludicrous twist, 'Arry Hill also found himself on the BNP list, for sharing the same initials with Adolf Hitler. DR Harry pointed out his name began with a 'H', therefore he didnt share the same intials as Adolf Hitler. Another tabloid journo waded in and pointed out that H.H could symbolise 'Heil Hitler' which is ten times worse.
Kerry Katona is hiding after the papers revealed her middle name is Katherine. Her intials are therefore KKK. She has been placed in the number one BNP position, alongside her working class boyfriend.
The tabloid editor of the "Daily Scum" hollered " How can she be on our screens at the taxpayers expense, singing and scoffing with the bird from the Nolans and Kylie's ex-boyfriend. When she has the initials KKK. I am disgusted yet horny!" .
When the editor of the "Daily Scum" was asked if any of his black staff members had complained about the list, he said "While all my reporters are white. Javine did a photo-shoot last week, I ate a curry last night and I might use the services of a fillipino rent boy this evening. So no-one can call me a bigot can they?