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Saturday, 22 November 2008

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Inspector Blakey is now a warden, and an active BNP member say the papers and Wikipedia.

Journalists at the Daily Scum have revealed, that Inspector Blakey, from "On the Buses" is BNP member 18.

Not only does he resemble Adolf Hitler with his teutonic good looks and little toothbrush 'tashe'. But the number 18 is as sacred to Nazi's, as cream cakes are to chubby Dawn French. This heinous number, signifies the first and eighth letter of the alphabet, which are Adolf Hitler's initials.

Anthony Hopkins who has the same initials as Adolf Hitler, also finds himself on the list at no 666, which is the number of the beast. Whether it is the award winning actor or just a nobody we don't care, it is just good to hope and speculate, it is the award winning actor.

The biggest shock of the BNP list revealed in the "Daily Mirrored Sun World", was Nick Griffin. The saggy-faced bigot is cunningly, also a member of his own party. A tabloid journalist ranted " Griffin is the most hated man in Britain today, yesterday it was Michael Jackson, the day before that it was Jonathan King, and in two weeks time it will be someone from 'I'm a celebrity', tabloid journalists are great, we are".

Also on the list is Charlie Chaplin, Oliver Hardy and Robert Mugabwe, who are all known to have Hitler style tashes.

Madonna also finds herself on the BNP list with all of her family members, except the black child she publicly adopted from Africa, solely for publicity and publicity.

When journalists contacted Blakey's fellow co-star Stan Butler, to inform them of Inspector Blake's, perverse activity. He said " leave me alone please, the actor that used to play me has just passed away, and I am not real". Enraged by this journalists have since added, Stan Butler's name to the list and at this very moment, journalists are camped outside a cemetary waiting to confront his 'racist' spirit.

It should be noted for some strange reason, that most tabloid journalists seem to be white. Which would also make them very strong candidates for the BNP.

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