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Saturday, 22 November 2008

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Weirdo pop superstar Michael Jackson has had his most drastic cosmetic surgery yet in an attempt to transform himself into a young boy - possible Home Alone-era Macaulay Culkin.

The troubled singer says he wants to look younger - much, much younger - so that he can get 'closer' to his fans.

Jackson has used similar ploys in the past: he had his face rearranged like a monkey to befriend his pet chimp Bubbles and he was given injections to bring on arthritis and feebleness to befriend movie icon Elizabeth Taylor. These attempts were backed up with handcuffs, drugs and iron cages to contain his objects of desire at his 'Neverland' ranch.

Jackson has also ordered a whole new wardrobe of children's clothes in his size and little booty's with Elmo images all over them.

His record company have denied this is 'creepy'.

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