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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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Albino Benji lookalike has been peeing on Paris' property since the real Benji has gone into rehab

Paris Hilton, infamous bad girl to the hilt from the hotel Hiltons, inherited enough money to think she never had to suffer any consequences from her life of the richly foolish. That was until she fell in love with Hollywood former star mutt, Benji. In the 70's and 80's, dog star Benji fetched millions and mounds of doggie oscars for his cute film performances.

Paris after dozens of boys gone bad romances and 1/4th night stands fell head over paws for the aging pup.At first the relationship was nothing but hearts and biscuits but soon the heartworm turned. Paris discovered hidden stashes of canine tranquilzers. Soon Benji was jonesing so bad for his bennies that he was desperately hawking autopawgraphs on the corner of Hollywood and vine.

Paris could no longer stand to live with the pissing himself puppy and decided to put the old mutt out in the doghouse. Things went from wow to bow and now we have it! Woman bites Dog for big caninalimony settlement!!

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