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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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This is what Zac Effron looks like to space persons

Apparently TheSpoof.com is now being received on alien computers which want to know more about the earthling culture. One of the most consistent messages from outer space has been the persistent question:

"What the fuck is a Zac Effron?"

A variety of galactic sources have ventured guesses about the ZE that they read oh so mucho about:

Zocor of Zocor advanced the theory that Zac Effron was a new anti-depressant not covered by the obviously deficient earthling health care systems.

KLitron of Klitoris believes that the ZE is a kind of sexsual enhancement device that only works for prepubescent females and gay men of almost any age.

MSPlanet 3000 suggested that like US worst president ever GWB, the ZE unit was a heavenly gift to satirical dispensers across the universe.

Whatever the truth, he should be approached with care.

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