Written by queen mudder
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Michael Jackson

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

image for Jackson 'too sick' to testify?
Famous shrinks will attest to Wacko being 'one sick bastard'

London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Is it Aids? Nah. But Wacko Jacko is playing the sicko card this week, refusing to attend a London lawsuit hearing on unspecified mental health grounds.

Legal aides at the Royal Courts of Justice have entered a plea that the singer 'is one sick bastard' as the official reason for his absence.

Jacko is being sued for £5 million by a Bahraini princeling who claims he broke a quasi prenup civil partnership contract for the two 'to make sweet music together'.

Jackson's legal team says the Bahraini 'was always far too old and ugly' for anything other than a quickie blow-job on the back of a camel, the desert's equivalent of a 'hump in the backseat of Chevvy.'

Royal attorney Banki M Thanki is getting paid £911 per hour.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 3?

3 5 22 9

Go to top