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Monday, 17 November 2008

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Who's baby is it? Joe or Jesse or some random guy she had sex with? Answer us, B!

Is Brenda Song really pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Joe Jonas the father?

Many question and the answer to two of them is yes…although...to be more accurate...no.

I asked Brenda (who lives round the block from me) if she was pregnant and after hesitating a bit but explained that she is pregnant and it's her 3rd month, but how come we didn't see it when she was in Greece or Paris? That's because she wasn't wearing anything revealing until accidentally today she wore a belly-bearing shirt and everything was pretty much obvious. Duh!

So, the biggest question ever: is Joe Jonas the father?

"Actually, no we weren't together these past months," Brenda explained, "But we didn't want to break our fans' hearts so we hid it and I guess well. But I'm definitely not revealing the father's name…"

And she still didn't say the father's name, but we guess according to other resources it is Jesse McCartney because they were last seen kissing in a small café in L.A.

Well, who knows? She might even be pregnant with Joe's baby but she doesn't know…

But the truth we know for now that she isn't Joe's girl anymore. Or is Joe cheating on Camilla Belle.... Too many questions with a few answers.

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