Written by Francine Fishpaw
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Monday, 17 November 2008

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Archuleta and Adele - Star crossed lovers

London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress.

Reports are coming out that the diminutive crooner David Archuleta has been seen canoodling and holding hands with UK's own Adele.

Adele is the singer of the hit song "Chasing Pavements". It is reported that Archuleta has a serious 'Crush' on the plus size singer. The two met at Teen Choice Music Awards in Los Angeles California where Archuleta was accepting an award. Archuleta had wandered away from his father's constant eye to buy a soda in the lobby. While there Archuleta met Adele who was eating a large fried chicken sandwich, a slice of pizza, with a small diet Coke. He was reportedly suddenly star struck with the large lass. He told an insider that it was 'love at first sight'. "I never saw anyone eat a sandwich that fast" Archuleta was quoted as saying.

Adele, whose full name is Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, is a native of Tottenham, England, is two years older than the pocket sized Archuleta and twice his size in stature. Adele, who also appears on Xtra Factor, recently had broken up with her boyfriend and some speculate that it was David Archuleta's doing. The pint size Romeo allegedly swept Adele off her feet.

The couple has been seen dining at McDonalds in London and also at the Arby's in Murray Utah. People who have seen the couple have commented. "It is weirdest thing I have ever seen" said the manager of London McDonalds who was carting a large tray of Big Macs to the couple's table. "At first I thought it was a mother with her asthmatic child".

In a related story David Archuleta has taken out a restraining order against his father Jeff Archuleta who has been stalking the couple.

Also reported was a large mass suicide plot by the Arch-Angels, David Archuleta's fanatic fans, who held out hope that they would be the ones to marry the diminutive singer.

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