It's official: High School Musical star Zac Efron is a breast man. Or so he tells his grandmother.
The actor likes nothing more than having a plump, ripe, juicy pair of breasts laid out in front of him to salivate over. And eat.
"I love chicken. Chicken with fries, chicken with pasta, chicken with snickers bars melted all over them", said the teen idol.
But he's not too fond of chicken legs.
"Taste like bollox. Not that I'd know what bollox tastes like. I've never eaten cock. A cock. A male hen, that is.", he squirms.
So whats he having for Christmas dinner over at the Efron house?
"A succulent breast followed by warm, sticky cream on spotted dick. It's a traditional English desert my grandma makes that she was shown by that bastard Gordon Ramsey. At least I think that's what it is….".