Merseyside - (Putrid Ass mess): Liverpool's fabled Cavern Club has removed a commemorative Gary Glitter prick that marked the disgraced glam rocker's visits to the landmark Merseyside erection.
For years Glitter's name had featured prominently among the thousands of class acts who had played with themselves at the entertainment venue.
The club tumesced to national prominence after the Beatles used for shagging local scouser slags in the 1960s.
Glitter, real name Paul Gadd, is a convicted molester whose name is permanently etched as a member of the UK's Sex Offenders Register.
Slightly similar to the House of Commons Register of Members' Interests this paedophile counterpart forms the official listing place for anyone wanting an illicit shag.
Cliff Richard is 69.