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Saturday, 15 November 2008

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These are what Zac put his feet in to prevent him falling off Vanessa's seaty ass

First he smacked it, then he shoved his entire arm up inside it and now he's finally hopped onto it and rode it like it always wanted to be!

The 3-legged donkey at High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens' private animal sanctuary has carried co-star Zac Efron on it's back up and down the driveway for about twenty minutes, yesterday. Zac apparently whooped and hollered as the braying donkey scuttled around like a real rodeo horse.

www.Innuendo.cum reports that Hudgens' felt that the only way to educate Efron in the proper treatment of adorable animals was by showing him a good time.

Later she took him inside and allowed him to gently stroke her pussy while she made tea and cookies. Efron said he was so excited he's even considering adopting a kitten for himself - providing it doesn't mind getting too wet……… in his swimming pool.

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