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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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A man who touched a book written by Katie Price aka Jordan, found to his disdain, that he started to grow enormous breasts, says a report.

Robin Johnson, 48, from Woking, was rummaging around the shelves of a secondhand bookshop in the town, as he looked for a copy of something interesting to read after his supper.

As he trailed his finger along the spines of the rows of books, his eyes caught the name 'Katie Price' and he withdrew his finger sharply - but, as it subsequently turned out, not quickly enough!

Johnson left the shop in a hurry, and went immediately home, embarrassed that he should have laid one of his digits across a book 'written' by the big-titted one. He retired early, at 2pm, and didn't get out of bed until the next morning.

When he did, he awoke with a chest pain, and on closer inspection in his bathroom mirror, noticed his breasts were growing. Throughout that day, his breasts grew steadily until, just before bedtime, his wife estimated them to be a size 38DDD, and rang for an ambulance.

Staff at Woking General Hospital said they had never seen anything like it, and gathered around Mr Johnson's bed for autographs.

Mr Johnson's condition was this morning said to be 'buxom'.

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