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Thursday, 13 November 2008

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Efron? What a bastard!

High School Musical actor Zac Efron has got himself in a whole new bunch of trouble after he shoved his hand the whole way up into co-star Vanessa Hudgen's ass.

Her pet donkey, that is!

Efron has been pestering the poor creature since he first visited Hudgens' animal rescue shelter earlier in the year. Only last week he smacked the poor donkey and was physically ejected from Hudgens' home.

It was revealed that Efron waited for his chance while Hudgens back was bending over to pick up and dry her beaver. He sprung into action and thrust his pre-lubricated slender hand into the three-legged donkey's bottom.

An exact reason why he would do such a thing has not been forthcoming.

"Something inside of Zac just goes wild when he sees Vanessa Hudgens' ass", said a spokesman for the heartthrob actor, "he becomes uncontrollable and very touchy-feely".

Efron was only allowed back into Hudgens' home after he promised never to misbehave around her ass. It believed that his next ban might be more permanent.

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