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Thursday, 13 November 2008

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A rapper who is better known for his extremely large vocabulary of swear words than any musical talent has warned potential purchasers that his new album contains extreme homophobic lyrics, nasty and lewd remarks, references to women as 'b*tches' and 'c*nts' and nearly one thousand descriptions of guns and gun violence.

When reached for comment, his agent was unable to tell reporters how this album would differ from Tricky's previous musical treats.

In an interview with Hip Hop, performer Tricky Trick said something nearly unintelligible that may or may not have been English but was definitely a sad tribute to American public school systems, then continued with cue cards:

"I'ma go on the record right now with this. Homos are probably not gonna like this album. Women are probably not gonna like this album. Gun-haters are probably not gonna like this album. English teachers are probably not gonna like this album. Your mother is probably not gonna like this album.

"I don't want your money any goddamn way. Scr*w you. Carry that shit somewhere else."

His latest album, The Broke-Ass Moron is due out in stores this week.

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