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Thursday, 6 December 2001

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He'll push your turban back!

In response to the rumor of rap mogul and producer Dr. Dre, suspected terrorist and supreme thug Bin Laden has announced that he is striking back at Dre and hip-hop.

"I demand that all taxicab drivers continue to not stop for hip-hop people," Laden emphatically told supporters at a rally in Kabul. "They have dissed us and we must strike back with full force."

Bin Laden continued his list of planned attacks on hip-hop by urging arabic supporters in the U.S. to "front on them" at news-stands and "jerk them out of their change" at corner stores in the hood.

According to a source who wished to remain anonymous, Jay Z is planning on taking a shot back at the turbanned terror. "Jigga found some old pictures of Bin Laden as a bellydancer back in the days," they said. "Jay got some shit for dude come next Summer Jam."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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