In response to the rumor of rap mogul and producer Dr. Dre, suspected terrorist and supreme thug Bin Laden has announced that he is striking back at Dre and hip-hop.
"I demand that all taxicab drivers continue to not stop for hip-hop people," Laden emphatically told supporters at a rally in Kabul. "They have dissed us and we must strike back with full force."
Bin Laden continued his list of planned attacks on hip-hop by urging arabic supporters in the U.S. to "front on them" at news-stands and "jerk them out of their change" at corner stores in the hood.
According to a source who wished to remain anonymous, Jay Z is planning on taking a shot back at the turbanned terror. "Jigga found some old pictures of Bin Laden as a bellydancer back in the days," they said. "Jay got some shit for dude come next Summer Jam."