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Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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Michael Jackson - without the surgical mask

It has been revealed that Michael Jackson used to babysit the Obama girls Malia and Sasha.

The Obamas would ask Jackson, a family friend, if he could mind the girls while they were busy attending Democratic politcal meetings.

Jackson and Obama became friends when they swapped noses in a bizarre "Face-Off" style operation 10 years ago.

They were regularly taken to "Neverland" and enjoyed rides on Jackson's fairgrounds.

Michelle Obama said that she felt that her girls were 100% safe with Jackson, a well known paedophile suspect who was cleared of any offences against young boys.

Mrs Obama said "I never had a problem with Michael playing with our girls, after all everybody knows he plays for the other side"

Michael Jackson was unavailable for comment.

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