Written by Kevin Page
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Topics: Halloween, CNN

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Police were called after CNN's "The Ugliest Political Team on Television" went out on a Halloween "Trick or Treat" romp which went spectacularly wrong.

The team, led by The Littlest Hobo, Wolfie Blitzen, comprised "Candy" Crowley, Jeann "The" Moos(e) and Mari "Fat Pig" Ramos. They went door-to-door frightening small children wearing neither masks nor make-up.

Police were called and they were swiftly arrested, but not before several children had been severely traumatized.

One distraught mother complained "How could they (CNN) allow this to happen? My 6 year old daughter hid under the bed and would not come out until we had got rid of the TV. She was afraid that someone might inadvertently switch on CNN. She is now in therapy"

A CNN spokeswoman confirmed the incident had occurred and said "We sincerely apologize and an internal investigation is being carried out. These people spend hours in make-up prior to going on air and they still look hideous, so we can only imagine what they looked like without it".

It has been confirmed that all the team members are shit (Supremely Hideous Interviewers In Television).

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