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Saturday, 8 November 2008

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Real Or Water Balloons??

Dogpatch TN-- Teen sensation Miley Cyrus burst into tears as she looked at herself nude in the mirror. "They don't match! They look like they are from two different women. What am I going to do?" she cried.

The 'they' in question were the poor girls tits. The left one was much bigger than the right one. It's a medical condition called gymnesomethingorother. It can sometimes be corrected by surgery, once the young woman reaches maturity.

"Like that's gonna be forever to reach maturity." whined Miley. "What is maturity anyway, is it like Chicago??" said the clueless teen.

Her brother and father and uncle, Billy Ray Cyrus, had a suggestion. He suggested water-balloons.

"Jus' fill 'em up with water, girl. Put them in yo' training bra and no one will know the difference." he said just before passing out.

"Oh, OK Daddy." she said. The poor girl could not resist another look at her own nudity, this time from behind.

"Help, my ass cheeks don't match!" she yelled.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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