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Saturday, 8 November 2008

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Shocked orb realises Most Haunted team is filming it.

At a glittering promotional launch last night, screaming TV ghost-hunter Yvette Fielding announced that the next Most Haunted Live event will take place at the London headquarters of the Times.

Looking nauseatingly green in front of a night-vision camera, Fielding revealed that the team will be trying to contact deceased members of the Times "Rich List" from 20 years ago with a view to getting their advice on how to make money.

"We felt that the format was getting a bit stale, and we had heard disturbing rumours that a few viewers thought the whole thing was made up. So we thought it would be good idea to start getting the spirits to give practical advice - you know…. how to make a perfect soufflé, how to be a successful entrepreneur… maybe some home makeover tips too…. that sort of thing.

"Its going to be amazing - maybe Derek will become possessed by Robert Maxwell ? Mind you, he was actually broke - a bit of a fake really. Bit like Derek, actually . Oh - did I say that ?"

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