Famous Court Jester Russel Brand has claimed that he is the grandson of Amy Winehouse.
The controversial thin legged entertainer said: 'It is true. I came here in a Delorean, that my good mate, Doc put a time machine into. I am here to stop a dreadful comedy tragedy from happening'
Brand claims that in his own time he is the worlds most critically acclaimed, ground-breaking and highest paid comedian, on a par with how we remember Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Lee Evans, and Noel Edmonds.
'It is true. It reall is. I am seen as the future of comedy, in the future, it is just that in this time I amn not fully appreciated. Granny Amy said that her greatest regret is that Jonathan Ross became the Terry Wogan of his generation. I have heard his broadcasts on a Tuesday morning, playing Bryan Adams songs, and speaking to his JOGS, Johnny's Old Geezers. It is not a fate that should befall anyone. So, I get into a bit of trouble now, but when I go back to the Future, I will change my name, and will be a better comedian for the chance to work with such figures as Jimmy Carr'