Sarah Palin returned to Alaska with so much rage about the "jerks"( her term) in the McCain campaign who labeled her a diva, a nutjob and a total ignoramus, that she immediately boarded a state heliocopter and set out to kill some wolves. The hunting expedition ironically coincided with the Obama family's search for a family pet.
Witnesses describe the whole scene: "The Obama family dressed in red, white and blue parkas with snowshoes rented from Todd Palin's Snowshoe Barn and Snowmobile rentals approached an abandoned wolf pup just as Palin Gubernatorial euthanasiacopter moved in for the kill. The Obama children bravely threw themselves on the frightened body of the baby wolf and Palin's whirlypredator veered off and disappeared on the horizon."
The Obama family have decided to name the pup Wasilla which in Inuit means "one not ready for prime time".