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Friday, 7 November 2008

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No, not that kind of 'ass'

High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey.

Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems that she keeps at a private nature reserve; she also owns a menagerie of other pets including a wild hairy Brazilian beaver. Naturally Efron jumped at the chance as he's know to have a great interest in the issue.

But while Hudgens was away stroking the inflamed purple head of an ill cock, Efron seized his chance to spank her ass.

The terrified donkey's braying could be heard all the way down at Miley Cyrus' house on the far side of the valley.

Hudgen's immediately called security and had Efron expelled from her home.

"Vanessa is really disappointed in Zac", said her publicist, "she really believed that he was different than all the other guys and wouldn't ever dream of doing anything like that. Sadly he was just a jerk".

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