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Friday, 7 November 2008

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Jonathan Ross changes his hairstyle prior to his TV return

Overpaid BBC presenter and owner of an extremely bad hair style, Jonathan Ross, is in the ordure again, this time for suggesting an innapropriate playlist in an ansaphone message left to greet the incoming first American lady Michele Obama.

In his message he told Mrs Obama that he was so thrilled that "her sighnificant other" had landed the "top slot" that he would be dedicating his first radio show following his return to his £6 million per annum.

The playlist he left on the Obama's ansaphone was:

"Do It Till You're Satisfied"
"Don't Stop Till You Get Enough"
"You're Just The Right Size"
"Push It"
"Push Push In The Bush"
"Give It To Me Baby"
"Don't Push It, Don't Force It"
"Let's Do It"
"Let's Do It Again"
"Come On and Do It"
"I'm So Hot For You"
"Hot, Hot Give It All You've Got"
"The Day Before You Came"
"Do It Anyway You Wanna"
"You Blow Me Away"
"Action Satisfaction"
"Warm and Gentle Explosion"
"I Like What You're Doing To Me"
"Just Can't Get Enough"
"Whip It"
"Kiss You All Over"
"Hold On, I'm Coming"

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