Written by Ben Macnair
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Wednesday, 5 November 2008

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George, that impression of Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act was just hilarious

News has reached us that the new host for Film 2008, during Jonathan Ross's suspension will be the former American President George W Bush.

Speaking to us earlier Bush said: 'This offer has come just at the right time. Only yesterday I was asking my Laura what I could do now, and then the BBC phoned me up, and offered me this gig. Apparently, some bloke called Tony Blair, who I am supposed to know, like, personally recommended me for the job, he said I would be a natural. I am told that it is probably best for me to leave the country for a while. I won't have the same level of protection that I used to have'

Word has reached us that the first film Bush has to comment on is Oliver Stone's W. We wait to see what Bush will make of a film about his life.

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