With rumours flying around that Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer due to being pregnant - I finally tracked the source. I got the story directly from the horse's mouth - Angelina Jolie.
She (Angie) says she cannot lie any longer. So I'll do it for her!
Yes it is true, (and by that, I mean false), Jen is pregnant and going out with John Mayer, however, John is not the baby's father.
Shocked at what came next I was unable to report the story for several days while I composed myself.
Angelina Jolie has confessed that she will be on Ellen de Generes' show next week to reveal that Jen's baby mama & papa is actually none other than theirs trully - Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt.
Jen & Ang are extremely good friends & have decided to have a baby together to seal their friendship. Brad's participation was voyeurism & baby spunk. Stories of their adoption next year are just a decoy to distract the public from the truth.
So now the world knows! Jen's dream has come true - she has Brad back - in a sense.