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Tuesday, 4 November 2008

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An Obama botox lip enhancer has been a blackbuster!

Clever campaign paraphernalia has captured the imagination of political observers for centuries.

A papyrus scroll claiming that Jefferson is a godless whore has a prize place in the propaganda collection of Fox News mogul Genghis Khunning. A shovel emblazoned with Lincoln is a White Supremacist sits proudly by the fireplace of Jesse Helms Jr.

During this eventful race a number of witty ads and slogans have emerged to the titillation and consternation of the candidates and their supporters.

A Sarah Palin coffee mug touting the emblem: "Chockful of Nuts" got some big laughs. A matching McCain egg cup seeking the Mexican-American vote brags: "Este Hombre Tiene Huevos Rancheros!"

Obama turbans with mouse ears have been big sellers. Biden "Put a sock in it" mouth gags have gone over big! "Blessed Hussein Always with us" terrorist flack jackets have sold big at Republimiscreant gun shows. While John and Cindy McCain matching fleece robes from the Hanoi Hilton have rivaled sales of a Sarah Palin dart game where the target is the Alaskan governor's oversized mouth and the gunfired dart looks similar to a good sized moose cock.

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