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Monday, 3 November 2008

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The new map of the former United states of America

Quasi News Stations FUXNEWS and MSNBCILE will have different winners in the Presidential election.

FUX will make John Mccain and Sarah Palin President and VPILF of the down to earth illiterate states of america. MNBECILE has already appointed Barack Obama and Joe Biden the Elite Rulers of the highly educated and socialistic states of the landmass formerly and imperialistically known as America.

Since there are no longer only blue states and red states but states that have large regions that are purple , violet and multiple shades of blue-red, the new americas will require massive movements of population not witnessed since the Hindu-Muslim partion of India-Pakistan.

The new red states will move north with Juneau as its capital but preserve its southern confederacy centered around whatever southern city still votes white. and the black and blue states of the Obamanation will draw its borders around major bodies of water.

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