Hannah Montana actress and lovable singer of infectious pop songs, Miley Cyrus, is deeply upset at the news that she is not being featured in as many Internet articles as she hoped she would.
The multi-talented munchkin was said to be distraught after doing a few random online searches and finding that she only featured in approximately 90% of the pages.
In fact she was 'hurt' and 'humiliated' that the Wall Street Journal website used her name a mere 5 times when describing the global economic meltdown.
"She thinks her 15 minutes are up", said an insider, "she's feeling suicidal and depressed. She's comforting herself by binge-eating. At this rate she'll be a fat fuck by December".
An urgent appeal by Miley's record label is hoping to raise awareness of Miley's strife.
"Some people just think of themselves and won't try to put themselves into somebody less fortunates shoes", said her record label, "each day there's some poor teenage multi-millionaire worrying that she won't always be popular. Have a heart.. Donate some money by buying a Hannah Montana doll or a few CD's".
Several newspapers and Internet websites has pledged to push for more Miley stories in a gesture of goodwill.