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Thursday, 30 October 2008

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Miley's sworn off ever thinking again. She'll leave that to the pro's.

Pop princess Miley Cyrus has told a magazine that she has had "gay thoughts" in the past.

The Hannah Montana star was speaking to respected Gay magazine 'Gloryhole' about live, love and gay stuff.

In the interview she says:

"The other day when I was going to the toilet a thought came into my head all of sudden. It was, like, totally gay and I was like, whats that about?!", she squealed.

The singer/actress/nuisance then went on to describe in detail these secret, 'gay thoughts':

"During my thought I imagined that scene in American Beauty - you know, the bath tub flower scene - but instead of Mena Suvari it was my good friends Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears frollicking.

"And then I realized that it wasn't a dream. I was just thinking of what happened on the previous Saturday when they'd came over to my house to wash their skanky hair and I walked in on them by accident. I needed to step outside for some air 'cos it was hot!"

Miley has sworn off all gay thoughts in future. In fact, Miley has sworn off ever thinking of anything ever again.

The full interview can be read in this months edition of 'Gloryhole' which comes complete with a free Madonna bracelet.

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