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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

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Imus to host a charity funraiser for Ross and Brand

London - (Kiss My Ass Mess): Hannah Montana starlet Miley Cyrus is said to be weeping buckets after being dropped from Friday's top-billing appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show.

Her manager refused to comment today about reports that she'd dumped comedian Russell Brand - who she had been secretly 'dating' for a fortnight - over his alleged shagging attempts on 23-year-old veteran Fawlty Towers actor's granddaughter Georgina Baillie.

The BBC show has been cancelled due to the host's televised phone harassment of geriatric comedy has-been Andrew Sachs.

And in the US controversial radio host Don 'Nappy-Headed-Ho' Imus has sent a telegram of support to UK entertainment prankster duo Ross and Brand after hearing they'd been fired from their multi-milion pound BBC jobs for the lurid larking about.

Zac Efron is in hiding.

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