Tween sensation Miley Cyrus has made a u-turn on a previous statement she made about showering naked.
The stupid twat now admits that she showers fully clothed in a dark, windowless dungeon using spit and a scrubbing brush to remove her thick makeup and fake tan.
"I want to come clean to all my fans" she whined, "I have never and will never bathe naked. I made the whole thing up to make me seem sexy. I apologize".
Her father, line-dancing legend Billy Ray Cyrus took up this point during the same press conference:
"I can vouch for Hannah Montan...I mean, 'Miley'", he growled, "she had never ever been naked. Even when she was born she was wearing clothes. A top hat and a little girly tuxedo".
Some believe that this is a publicity stunt to keep the teen's kiddy audience intact. Media watchers have noticed that since Miley's 'naked bathing' statement last week, a growing number of middle-aged greasy bastards in trench coats have been popping up at her concerts blocking the view of 3-year olds in tutu's.