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Saturday, 18 October 2008

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A high street sex shop has been providing sexsual sweets to adventurous and amorous erotics for decades now. One of their biggest sellers has been the "Tremendous Titty Taffy". That is until the Chinese melamine scare. They've now had to pull their taffy from the market.

In addition, their Chocolate Cho-Cha, a popular Latin American edible chocolate pussy will no longer be avaiable according to company spokesperson, Arriba-Abajo AlCentro-Adentro. The Cocoa Cock which has been a big hit in the underground maricon community has tested safe for Chinese poison though the line of flavored condoms and dental dams is believed to have been sabotaged by Christian fundamentalist.

Independent sex product watchdog, RubberRover told the press that Summers prophylactics had more holes than Switzerland's Euthanasia practice!

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