Once a SoBro Brutha in the Melrose Projects, Colin Powell rose through the ranks to work for the white man's war machine and almost made it to the White House. Powell went over to the dark side of the armed forces until he was betrayed at the United nations.
The general known for his honesty was tricked by the Dark Lord Rove into pledging to the world that WMD were in Iraq and were a terrorist threat to the US of A.
After he was revealed as a dupe of the duplicitous Bush administration, Powell disappeared from sight. some said that he went to Nepal to study with a wise dwarf who speaks a kind of backwards English strangely reminiscent of Ice Princess Sarah Palin. Others claimed that he was running a liquor store in Detroit.
This week the general has returned only to repudiate John McCain and his Republican ties to the Bush administration. Powell will return to his roots and endorse Barack Obama for American President. With a fist bump Powell will ask Obama: "Who's your Daddy?!"