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Friday, 17 October 2008

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Joe the plumber cracks a smile

First lady runner up beer baronness and million-heiress, Cindy McCain is rumored to have abandoned her seventy something crank of a husband for the young muscular unlicensed tax cheat , Joe the Plumber.

Cindy said that she knew John would understand:

"When John walked out on his crippled wife to marry my money and me, I squirreled away in my stash of nuts the little nugget that turn around is fair play. Let's deface it, John taught me to leave a loser behind and if you have seen Joe the Plumber's behind you would agree that I am no loser!"

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