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Thursday, 16 October 2008

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Miley Cyrus is dirty - and that's why she washes so much

Raunchy 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus has told an insider that she likes to shower completely naked.

The sultry singer/actress has said she likes nothing more than feeling warm water flowing across her body while she stands beneath a hose. Sometimes she does it twice a day - but only if she's feeling particularly dirty!

She also says that she loves drying herself with a fluffy towel fresh from a hot radiator, then shaving her legs with some hard plastic razor.

Next, she just groans with orgasmic bliss as she cuts her soft toenails with a sharp toenail clippers.

Finally, Miley Cyrus said she likes to give a good plucking to her eyebrows and any other superfluous facial hairs.

Then she blows her nose, flushes the toilet and leaves the bathroom but bot before farting three times for good luck.

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