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Thursday, 16 October 2008

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Republican intervention entered the heart of an American President from the grassy knoll

For years, conspiracy theorists have speculated that the Republican party was involved in the Kennedy assassination.

Tonight before millions of viewers, John McCain in a senior moment let the murderous cat out of the body bag. He actually called the cold blooded murder of an American President an "intervention".

Not one commentator dared ask the Repub candie about his obvious slip, though CIA operatives had the lapse removed from every transcript 30 seconds after the goof.Experts of the Kennedy assassination were outraged at the wording.

The general consensus was that brilliant scholars and weirdo fetishists have spent their entire lifetimes searching for an hint of government involvement and now under the glaring lights of prime time TV a major, soon to be, minor party candidate spills the garbanzos about Dallas all over the airwaves!

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