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Monday, 13 October 2008

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"O" The Epic Porn Novel Traces the Erotic Rise and Fall of Barack Obama

Paris, France / Underground Times - Sophisticated Frenchmen are atwitter with this newly released Erotic Political Masterpiece detailing the unprecedented rise to power of a sex obsessed overachiever from the Veld of South Africa!

Early reviews in the New York Times, International Herald Tribune, San Francisco Chronicle and Province Town Crier have all given it 6 Stars, unheard of in literary review history.

The first time author, identified only as "One Eyed Jack", has been described by his publisher as "a hard one....he wants his privacy, but his literary credentials are impeccable. This is the real deal written my someone who knows what he's talking about!"

The 1200 page Epic Novel details the meteoric rise of a well hung goat herder, who early in life learns that his Penis is his best and only friend. Relying on "The Peter Principle" and using sexual manipulation leading to domination, he ultimately comes close to ruling the world.

Not since the Marquis de Sade has a Politician reveled so much in the groveling humiliation of his victims. One of the highlights is "O", naked and erect towering over an intimidated Speaker of the House. Pointing at his Penis and shouting in his best Cuban accent....":Meet My lil frien!", his performance was said to have won him the Presidential nomination.

"A real prick", said one former adversary who was lucky enough to escape from "O's" clutches, describing his back room dealings, seductions and uncanny knack for discovering opponents weaknesses. "He lures you in with his silver tongue, encourages your intimacy, then shoves it up your butt!"

Lovingly nicknamed "Kalash" during his early days on the veld, a name adopted by many sons of militant fathers in honor of the AK-47 Assault rifle, neighbors described him as a "remote", "aloof" and "obsessed with his genitals." Observers say those traits are still with him today.

Without giving too much away, the novel traces his days in Chicago as a Political Party Whore, rising to be a Pimp for the political action group ACORN, Seducing the Democratic Party, and eventually Cuckolding the American Public.

Filled with eye witness accounts, graphic , though grainy pictures of uncontrolled orgies of Political excess, the book is a must read even if one is only interested in the pictures. The hard bound first edition is already a collector's item for the most sophisticated gourmands of Classic Political Pornography.

The book is already in its 5th printing, with over 2.5m in circulation around the globe. Thanks to Book Diva, Oprah, who is prominently featured in Chapter 5 entitled "Flip that Ho' " detailing how you cozy up to a Sow's Ear until she thinks she's a silk purse, the $39.95 chronicle is jumping off the shelves.

You won't be able to put the book down, and wait till you reach the explosive, world shattering orgiastic ending. Hold on to your partner's ears, 'cause its guaranteed to blow you away!

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