Hollywood, California- Pat Sajak and Vanna White have demanded that the United States government totally take over U.S. banks or face a boycott of their show, Wheel of Fortune, which would result in millions of U.S. citizens and tens of millions illegal aliens taking to the streets in protest.
"We had no choice" stated the brainy letter-turner, Vanna White, a graduate of College-Graduate-By-Mail State. "If people like us can't temporarily borrow enough money to finance these wonderful prizes and cash, what's going to happen to the nation's top-ranked syndicated quiz show, uh...."
"Wheel of Fortune!!" chipped in her co-host, Pat Sajak.
"If we go off the air or go into reruns , especially when I had that stupid hair-do, we're marching on Brooklyn next week", continued Vanna.
"Washington, DC", Sajak once again interrupted the leggy lady, much to the hissing and boos of reporters.
Meanwhile, President Bush hurried home from the G-7 Conference on the economy to try to avoid the national disaster. "With that many "Wheel of Fortune" fans blocking the streets, both the congress and the...uh"
"Senate?", suggested Sajak, who refused to keep his trap shut.
"Senate...uh, get to work on this uh..uh"