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Monday, 13 October 2008

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Jamie Lynn is in "a family way" again

Teen mother and actress Jamie Lynn Spears is once again pregnant, just three months after the birth of her first baby. The 17 year old left her cable television series, and will apparently not be going back any time soon.

When asked to verify her status, the barefoot young mother said, "I'm a Southern girl and you don't see no shoes on my feet, do you?"

Spears was questioned about her plans to take care of two children and answered by saying that "we're just gonna have to get us a double wide now."

Older sister Britney was questioned about why her younger sibling would get prenant again so quickly. Her response was "You don't expect my boys to marry girls that are a lot younger than them, do you? We all know down in Louisiana that incest is best, so Jamie has to crank out some little girls to keep my boys happy."

"If I go off and have me a girl next, she'll just have to pop out a little boy."

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