They say that Sarah Palin was so desperate to get her sister's former husband fired that she stripped for every official who could can the SOB.
Attached photo purportedly taken by the Wasilla Trash Commissioner, "Flies" McGinty, was shown to the Ethics commission along with a 16mm from the local security guard at the DMV, 8X10 color glossies from Wasilla Dogcatcher, "Hump" Humphrey, and security camera footage from the Greyhound bus terminal Men's room.
Testimony before the commission suggested that Palin had been laid in more Alaska homes than wall to wall carpeting. One witness told the Ethics panel that Sarah was known as the best snow blower in Alaska, Canada and Eastern Siberia.
When confronted with the evidence Palin claimed that since no laws were broken and few sexual endurance records were she should an award.: "I am not ashamed to say that I love my sister and would do anything to avenge the mistreatment she received at the hands of that filthy trooper. Did I go on a sexual marathon to achieve my revenge? Let's just call it an Idickarod! I should get a medal instead of all this condemnation and damn itchy trichomoniasis!"