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Thursday, 20 October 2005

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HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts is pregnant, according to a source said to have made passionate love to her.

Roberts' alleged partner in the reported pregnancy said the star was due to give birth to "at least" twins early next year.

"Who knows," the source said, "maybe triplets or more. It was one hell of a night we had."

Roberts, 36, has been pregnant for about nine weeks according to other, unidentified sources, who would not confirm that the source saying he was the father was telling the truth. "We never saw him before in our lives," said one unidentified source, "although he does resemble her husband."

Roberts won the best actress Oscar in 2001 for Erin Brockovich and has been married to cinematographer Daniel Moder, 35, since July 2002. The two live in New Mexico.

The source claiming to be the father said that no matter how many kids Julia had at once, he would hope they would live with Julia and her husband in New Mexico. When asked if he was her husband, the source said, "I do resemble him."

The twins, triplets or more would be the first children for Roberts.

Eric Roberts, Julia's brother, was nowhere to be found during this report.

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