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Wednesday, 8 October 2008

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Another happy Dick

The actress Emma Watson, frustrated by red tape, has done all she feels she can to help get a Dick inside.

The diminutive young actress is almost at her wits end having run out of options to help her new escort Dick Doubtfire obtain a flat within the complex she lives in. Currently under detention in the East Acton Police Station for entering the country without a Nectar Card, she has been trying to get the Dick in for over 10 days.

The exasperated young lady said; "I really want to get my Dick in. He's a love, and I do believe I am going to be the real Mrs Doubtfire, although you'll have to wait until the mid-November edition of Hello to see."

Dick Doubtfire is a well-known Croatian actor from Croatia, because that is where most Croatian actors come from. He is due to take a supporting role in Emma's new film "My Big Dick", because at 6ft 6in it was felt he was big enough to play the part, and he's a naturally big Dick anyway..

It is reported that as soon as Emma Watson gets her Dick inside, she'll undoubtedly glow with pleasure. "I just hope Dick doesn't grow too much more or I'll never get him in" she said in a more upbeat voice.

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