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Monday, 6 October 2008

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Palin shone her tanning bed spotlight on McCain's skin cancer

Ambitious Alaskan Bronze Beauty runner up Sarah Palin had a used tanning bed installed in the Alaskan Governor's trailer just days after the inauguration. A variety of rationales were provided at the time, like "Alaska is friggin' frigid" to my Hottie Toddy's away an awful lot (pout)...

As John McCain as been sinking rapidly in the polls, Palin has started to motivate herself by comparisons to vices whom became Prez. Now that McCain has abandoned Michigan and looks pretty doomed, Palin has set her arrogant eyes on the White House. That appears to be the reason the Ice Princess has been coaxing the POW in Chief to come up to Alaska and see her some time.

Sources say that when McCain took the bait from lifelong fisherperson Palin and showed up at the official trailer with only his toothbrush, the enchanted bed offered to 3x carcinoma survivor McCain was tucked into the tanning bed...for a few relaxing hours!

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